Speechless in Seattle
by wavebuster
02/28/2012
I gave my Moose hunting, Bourbon drink'n, cigar smoking, "women are good for two things", BFF ... this as a gift infront of our peer group and our wives at a Pre-Christmas Dock Party. Along with a rare box of "re-labeled" crayon colors ... Red as Santa, he was! Laughed so hard we teared up. He wanted to hide. We knew he really wanted one. Deep down he's a Teddy Bear but we men are real men you know. It was a moment! I felt like a real Santa! (credit must go to one of my Elves... my wife, actually found it browsing and knew we had to have it). It is excellently done and illustrated. I need more for our First Annual Spring Coloring Contest.
Cuntabulous!
by undertaker
10/28/2009
Coloring a different cunt every morning b4 leaving for work is such a pleasure,u kno...i keep the book on the table so tht i dont miss it...at work i see so many cunts, including my boss who is the biggest iv ever seen but the first cunt i see in the morning is the ultimate!..
Sour Slit Syndrome
08/06/2009
This is a good book to read while eating limburger cheese
I have never seen such awesome CUNTS !
03/24/2009
I mean, if you really wanna color some kickass CUNT, these CUNTS are for you. Ever since I was in 3rd grade, I have been looking for some awesome CUNT. My search is over! What great CUNT !!!! Ok, I'll stop being a cunt.... Sorry... Well, you COULD color me too if you want!
cunt book better than the real thing
01/21/2008
I cut a hole in the cunt book and fucked the cunt book good. Page after page of fun to be had - I coloured the last page cunt like a bull-dog chewing custard. proper fucked. I love that cunt !
life like
by cunt master
12/10/2007
my colorings were so life like, that i would start t lick and finger them. i love this book
Tim Furnish Seal of Approval
by Tim Furnish
10/24/2006
You would be surpised how much enjoyment this book can bring to you. I got one for me and my 5 fingered friend.
